A Life SO Ordinary
Sunday, May. 11, 2003
I work as a housekeeper at a hospitol, right? I have to clean, yadda yadda yadda. I have no problem with that. I know things get messy and all that.
What i have a problem with are lazy people who leave messes because of their laziness. Guys for instance. You figure since they have an external organ to piss with, it would be pretty easy for them to actually make it into the TOILET BOWL. But no. They just plop their penis out, not bothering to aim, and let go.
Now I know guys have pretty good dexterity when peeing. I have seen drunk men spell their name legibly on sidewalks and other concrete surfaces. But for some reason when a man is pissing in a toilet directly under them they seem to have drops everywhere. On the back of the toilet, on the rim, down the side, on the front, and if they are particularly lazy on the seat of the toilet as well because they dont bother lifting the lid. So GUYS! Lets start having a little more "direction" and make it in the hole.
It shouldnt be that hard. You guys like holes. Basketball, golf, hockey,sex... all of these involve holes in various sizes and you can make it in there. Now what is so hard about a half-foot-in diameter toilet bowl directly under your penis.
Just aim... its all im asking!
I know death seems to be a recurring theme, but hey I just lost my granma and i promise this rant wont be long at all... i think....
I work every other weekend with my co-worker Lo-Lo. She is very sweet, but at times she can be nosy and self-centered. Its not all the time so I can still get along with her; lets face it; who cant be self-centered at times?
Lo-Lo is a cool gal, but for awhile I've known that she lost her mom when she was 17. I've never really gottent he details so tonight while we were waiting to clock out I asked her how she died.
They were driving to Lo-Lo's granma's house (ya still with me?) and her mom was kinda sleepy. Lo-Lo had fallen asleep and the next thing she knew her arm was bleeding and shes telling her mom to wake up and calm her nephew Q down. Then she passed put again, but woke up again to someone telling her to unlock her door then she passed out, yet again, and she remembered being helicoptered to a hospitol. The whole time shes in and out or conciousness she keeps asking for her mom and Q. She was in the hospital for a week. She found out her mom died on impact. She was hunched all over the steering wheel.
Its so weird when you realize how short of time you have with your loved ones. They can be taken away so quickly or you could be taken. Its so unfair. Poor Lo-Lo didnt have any warning that she would see her mom for the last time... its so sad! But i guess thats why you need to tell everyone you love that you do love them. Make sure they know. Geez.
