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A Life SO Ordinary

Wednesday, Apr. 06, 2005


Taco Bell is so much cooler now. If you have never been, or have not gone in a long while, then you have absolutely no clue what I am talking about. So I will enlighten you.

You used to get plain ol' sauce packets that didn't really spark any interest other than how many you would need depending on the size of your choice of food.

BUT NOW... there are these funny lil' messages on the packets. Now I don't care if I really want anything from Taco Bell, all I want to do is find how many cute, interesting messages there are!

Here are some fun ones:
1. When I grow up I want to be a waterbed.
2. Where are you taking me?
3. Do you add sauce left to right, or right to left?
4. My sauce is an honor student at Taco Middle School.
5. Pick me! Pick me!
6. Willing to relocate.
7. I M a hot T R U 2?

So you get the idea, yea! I could just grab a box full of the sauce packets and go through them all day. I love stuff like that!


Well I have to go; I know I know! parting is such sweet sorrow, but I HAVE to do my bible study!
Hasta Luego my minions!

Creepy Neighbors, The Mazda "zoom-zoom" kid
Circle I Limbo

General asshats, The Man
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Demanding Customers, Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Dirty Roommates
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Telemarketers
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Democrats, Athiests
Circle VII Burning Sands

PETA Members, Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell


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